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Do this because its funny

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by PurpleDoggy, Oct 18, 2005.

  1. PurpleDoggy

    PurpleDoggy I'm the 1%

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  2. REIGNoftheSTANG

    REIGNoftheSTANG 2 seek peace, plan 4 war

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    While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

    :eek: Holy Crap,knowing my luck, that does sound like something that would happen to me:thumbdown:
     
  3. REIGNoftheSTANG

    REIGNoftheSTANG 2 seek peace, plan 4 war

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    I tried it again with my last name and this is wut I got:

    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.

    :lol:
     
  4. dvon1981

    dvon1981 Resident Beer Guy

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    An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.
     
  5. dave666thomas

    dave666thomas New Member

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    with christopher
    After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

    with chris
    While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.

    with my last name
    After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.

    with my screen name
    While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.
     
  6. PurpleStang

    PurpleStang DON'T PANIC

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    ****, maybe I should cancel that BBQ. :uhh:

    "You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive."
     
  7. V6mustang94

    V6mustang94 Well-Known Member

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    Dan 18 year old male-


    You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.
     
  8. GotBeat5.0

    GotBeat5.0 Cant Touch This

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    Eric
    While vacationing in Spain, you are goared by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.

    Eric w/ Last Name
    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

    Screen Name
    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode

    :lol:
     
  9. JTCobra

    JTCobra Formally: v6_mustang_guy

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    First Name Only -

    "You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor."

    First and Last Name -

    "You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet."

    Screen Name -

    "You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter."
     
  10. intermision

    intermision I'm a Pirate!!! ARRRRRR

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    While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.

    When I use my screen name

    In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.
     
  11. REIGNoftheSTANG

    REIGNoftheSTANG 2 seek peace, plan 4 war

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    with the screen name:

    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.:mad:
     
  12. clutchsix

    clutchsix Sneazy

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    Nate
    A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.

    Nathan
    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.
     
  13. bluetuesday13

    bluetuesday13 V ^_^

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    After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.

    Oh no!
     
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    tropic03gt New Member

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    You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.
     
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    Duke God

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    I got being mauled by a pitbull.
     
  16. tdog2313

    tdog2313 shortys gonna be a thug

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    andrew: While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

    sounds about right:lol:
     
  17. PurpleStang

    PurpleStang DON'T PANIC

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    Gross! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  18. Hell_Razor

    Hell_Razor Never surrender!!! Off Topic Moderator

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    1st name - After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.


    middle name - You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.
     
  19. silver98v6

    silver98v6 New Member

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    first name...
    You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

    full name...
    A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.

    screen name...
    While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble.

    O RLY...
    While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.
     
  20. sgramer

    sgramer Big LoZer

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    I get beat up in a bar fight :confused: I do not, and can not drink :uhh: :lol: :lol: