Fiery Habanero Doritos burned my butthole.

[V6mustang94]

So I have this large bag of those fiery habanero doritos. I've had them from vending machines at work all the time and they were always good. Well, now that I have this large bag I tend to eat more of them than if I was eating them from one of those small vending machine bags. So due to my greater intake of these, they have begun to burn my asshole when I ****. It hurts and I don't like it. However, I will probably be eating more of those doritos later on today because they are good. The rest of you should have them as well. That is all.

Cliffnotes: Doritos burned my asshole upon exiting my body.

 

[goldenstang00]

When are you gonna **** in your sister's mouth?

 

[reborn00]

wimp

 

[Kuplex]

They are good, but still very weak in terms of hotness.
Eating home grown habaneros is where it's at.



....which is why I am on the verge of an ucler...

 

[Insomnia]

wow this is just so random but I found it to be hilarious that dorito's make your ass burn when you ****, im honestly going to buy 2 big bags tomorrow and try to finish em before the night is over to test this out.

 

[V6mustang94]

They are good, but still very weak in terms of hotness.
Eating home grown habaneros is where it's at.



....which is why I am on the verge of an ucler...

Despite that, this is the first time my asshole has burned from eating something hot/spicy/ect.

 

[reborn00]

They are good, but still very weak in terms of hotness.
Eating home grown habaneros is where it's at.

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+1 For home grown habanero's. A must for making any kind of salsa at home.

 

[02'StangLover]

Try wetting the toilet paper before you wipe, or just go buy a box of baby wipes....trust me, I know hot

 

[V6mustang94]

Try wetting the toilet paper before you wipe, or just go buy a box of baby wipes....trust me, I know hot

lol, i'll keep that in mind.

 

[Kuplex]

Despite that, this is the first time my asshole has burned from eating something hot/spicy/ect.

Use baby wipes or aloe wipes if you need them.

And don't eat too many of them if it's too uncomfortable as is or you'll get the runs in addition. Runs + Spicy = Lava

Well that was a nice visual I just gave myself. :/

 

[lbjerryh]

I am really sorry about you burning asshole, but...........

 

[reborn00]

Use baby wipes or aloe wipes if you need them.

And don't eat too many of them if it's too uncomfortable as is or you'll get the runs in addition. Runs + Spicy = Lava

Well that was a nice visual I just gave myself. :/

Lava poop visual =

 

[esorkerd]

Try wetting the toilet paper before you wipe, or just go buy a box of baby wipes....trust me, I know hot

****, my hole isnt burning, but still a tempting idea. Now thats luxery. BTW, when you crap, does your face look like this ?

 

[BlueSHO]

+1 For home grown habanero's. A must for making any kind of salsa at home.

+ eleventy billion.....I've grown Anaheims and jalapenos before, but this year I grew some habaneros....I have a batch of habanero mash fermenting in the pantry right now for making hot sauce.....**** is so hot that I had a coughing fit from the fumes while pureeing it in the food processor!!

This thread reminded me of something that happened a couple years ago.....I was chopping stuff for salsa, with jalapenos for heat.....I washed my hands afterwards, but evidently not well enough....a couple hours later, me and the wife got busy.......and she seriously had the "fire down below"!!!! I found it hilarious....her, not so much.

Oh, and Dan......sorry about your bunghole, I guess???

 

[V6mustang94]

****, my hole isnt burning, but still a tempting idea. Now thats luxery. BTW, when you crap, does your face look like this ?

sometimes, if it burns enough

 

[Untamed]

Weak, those are not hot.

 

[Dare]

Habanero Chilli FTW! Now that will make your asshole pucker!

 

[V6mustang94]

Habanero Chilli FTW! Now that will make your asshole pucker!

I think I'll pass on that.

I did take a break from the doritos though and it stopped burning when I ****, so that's cool

 

[votejohn4u]

Worst Asshole Burn ever: I took a rocket dump, you know, one of those that shoots straight out of your butt real fast but solid. Normally this would be fine, but my mom had just finished cleaning the bathroom and she had some Ammonia soaking in the toilet bowl. When the Dump hit the water it splashed onto my bunghole. Worst burning I've ever felt. I did the only I could do, jumped in the bathtub and ran cold water on my bung.

Cliffs Notes: Ammonia + Bunghole = Bad.

 

[goldenstang00]

Worst asshole Burn ever: I took a rocket dump, you know, one of those that shoots straight out of your butt real fast but solid. Normally this would be fine, but my mom had just finished cleaning the bathroom and she had some Ammonia soaking in the toilet bowl. When the Dump hit the water it splashed onto my bunghole. Worst burning I've ever felt. I did the only I could do, jumped in the bathtub and ran cold water on my bung.

Cliffs Notes: Ammonia + Bunghole = Bad.

So............You didn't smell it? I mean.....ammonia has a pretty pungent and strong odor that burns your eyes.

Was your **** think so bad that you thought it would make your eyes burn? The foam in the toilet didn't get it away?