Riced out Kia Vs. Caravan...

Deadmeat

Beware of 4 Doors...
I'm with my friends in my Moms 1997 Grand Caravan going to pick up some stuff for her. I pull up to a red light and a Riced out Kia Rio (the cheapest cars in America with stickers, metal wing, and fart cannon) pulls up next to me and starts revin' his engine at me like He wants to go. I'm thinkin what the hell would you try to race a caravan for. I turn the music up and ignore him, but he kept Revin louder and louder... So I'm like OK were going. The Light turned green and I gun it and took him in a heartbeat.

After that he gets me at a light and ask "what the Hell did you do to that thing?"
I said "new Hubcaps and an Oil change..."
My friend follows with "you got beat by a stock Mini Van, next time Buy a real car..."
with that he shut up gave us the finger and putted off.

Beware the Modded caravan... (3.3l auto)
-Factory Tint
-Aftermarket Hubcaps
-Bug Guard
-Infinity sterio
-New Airfilter/oil change
 

StangDriver5650

ERJ Driver
LOL that's GREAT, silly Kia driver. What the hell was he thinkin? messing with a mini-van is a no-no. He shouldn't be trying to race anything really. Maybe bicycalists, still they probably have more off the line punch than he does. :lol:
 

DarkEntity

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by StangDriver5650
LOL that's GREAT, silly Kia driver. What the hell was he thinkin? messing with a mini-van is a no-no. He shouldn't be trying to race anything really. Maybe bicycalists, still they probably have more off the line punch than he does. :lol:
I dunno man... those Kias are pretty damn fa... wait, what the hell am I talking about.. no they're not, nevermind :)
 

Robert99v6

car freak
You know what though. If you were to drop in say a b16 civic motor and strip everything you couldthenout tint the windows that would be a unique sleeper car.
If i was to do that i think i would kick me own ass, but it would be a sleeper none the less.
 

bayarea3.8er

New Member
lmao,
i saw this kid in a 4door ls integra get spanked by a lady in a ford winstar at the track funniest thing i have ever seen...
 

LeGenDs4EveR

< ï \/ ï <
You know what though. If you were to drop in say a b16 civic motor and strip everything you couldthenout tint the windows that would be a unique sleeper car.
Are you making fun of me? :lol:

I wonder what would happen if you do an engine trnasplant into a kia? that would be awsome to watch at the track, hahah, headlines, "KIA BEATS V8 MUSTANT AT THE TRACK" hahahha
12.8 E/T...lol
 

LeGenDs4EveR

< ï \/ ï <
hey, LeGenDs4EveR - I'm just curious... what the hell is "Docza" in your profile?
You know good and well what that is, as for the rest of the board, they can figure it out if they try hard...:eek:
 

Rellik

is a dirty pirate
Dont Diss the Mini-vans too much guys, they'll get up and go just like we will... especially vans with turbos. My dad wont let me drive my moms Minivan because he's afraid I'll hop on it.

But I'll agree, stock Kia's are just crap.

-Rellik
 

DarkEntity

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by LeGenDs4EveR
You know good and well what that is, as for the rest of the board, they can figure it out if they try hard...:eek:
no, I don't know what it is... that's why I was asking
 

matt94v6

New Member
lol my mom has a 92 grand caravan se 3.3 v6 and i have beat a few people in it i was racing some guy in a mazda once i dont remember what it was and i smoked his ass my friends were all laughing it was funny
 

BigRedBeast98

New Member
Seriously guys, whats with these damn minivans? My mom's 95 windstar with a 3.8 is as fast as my car off the line, and I have 3.73, t-lock, 245 width tires, and I powerbraked to right below stall speed!!! Its terribly demeaning when your mom can pull ahead for a second!!! Same engine as my car. Could this be due to the fact that it's FWD?
 

stang_ahead

Still alive
Originally posted by Robert99v6
If you were to drop in say a b16 civic motor and strip everything you couldthenout tint the windows that would be a unique sleeper car.
What does couldthenout mean? I'm not familiar with that word.:p
 
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