what other messageboards say....(really funny)


Resident Beer Guy
stole this off v6 power.net

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
-"Got my first ticket going 90 in a 25 zone, how can I get out of it?"

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

Jetta 1.8T forums
- Some punk kid in *insert any non-German car here* tried to race me on that curvey country road!]

Mitsubishi 3000GT forums
"What upgrades do I need to beat my friends Supra?"

And the Supra forums:
"Another kill video: Supra vs Viper"
(links to crappy nightime freeway on-ramp video)

Viper forums:
"Crazy Supra nearly kills us both on the freeway on-ramp and video recorded it."

240sx forums:
"Hi, I'm new 2 drifting. Is it really worth it to install a roll cage?"

vw gti forums:
Just got coilovers, its dragging on the ground (almost did a frontflip pics)

MG forums:
"I store my oil underneath the engine"
"Lucas rules"

Datsun forums:
"Im at 700000 miles when do I need to rebuild the engine?"

Turbododge forums: 50$ minivan with 500$ in mods beats Viper!

Viper forums: Beware, some punk stuck a Ferarri motor in his Caravan

[H] possibilities:
- so i'm looking for a car...
- how do i adjust my ecu's fuel map

- how do i turbo my 2nd gen?
- need altezzas for my 3rd gen...

- i want my car to be like takumi's panda trureneno! (this gets posted 5 times a week, i'm serious )
- where do i get a 2jz for my hatchi rocko?

- lambo doors gave me 17hp at the rear wheels PICKS OF DYNO INSIDE!!!1

vw vortex:
- just painted my brakes and they look hot

- my 500hp 302's block cracked in half! pics!

h]ard forums
-"I have $300, help me decide which car to buy!"
-"Yeah, so I gots a new job and will have around $56,483 to spend for a new car. Which BMW should I get?"

Reply: "dude, save your dough. Get a <insert car here> and put in a (Northstar or SBC)."
Reply: "insurance will rape you on that thing."
Reply: "Get a turbo brick!"
Reply: "turbo dodge!"
Reply: "no, really - I want a BMW"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "I'm thinking about getting an automatic. Whatcha think?"

Triumph Forums:
What's the best way to weld rust?

Lotus Super 7 Replica Forums:
Are brakes necessary or do they just add weight?

Classic Mini Forums:
I think if I take my rear seats out I can get the drivers seat back enough!

Ford Fiesta Forum:
Jay's SHO Fiesta Pics (Are these a ******?) ****** #3,272,518

[H] Car forum:
"I'm 16, drive a Vette and have three tickets, looking for cheap insurance"

Escalade forum:
"Where's the best place to get my spinnaz diamond encrusted?"

Subaru forum:
"My interior sucks. D:"
"I lost second gear in my WRX again PICS D:"
"None of the other Subie drivers wave back at me on the road, but the EVO drivers do!"

My lower intake manifold went out again
My power windows stop working
pre96 GAs (There is a swinming pool in my trunk)
how can i get a quick 4 cylinder?
where to get clear corners.
how do you clear the taillights?
Will the SC from the Bonne SSEi fit on my 3400?
-Does this (inset random ebay BS speed chip) on ebay works
-Can a 3800 fit in my grand am
How much horsepower will this (insert name of WAI) CAI intake add?
How much horsepower will a 160 degree thermostat add to my STOCK car?

3000GT/Stealth forum
:Woke up this morning and ECU caught fire!!! how to rebuild at little or no cost
:What is the orange light on the dash that looks like it has fluid in it,

3rd Gen RX-7 Forums:
"Are FD's reliable?"
"Which apex seals to get, again?"
"Go single or go home"

Navigator forums : Help! 28" rims rub when I turn!

Ford truck world : Help! 38.5's rub when I turn!
-how much could i trade this rust bucket in for and get me a chevy? im wanting a great truck


more bitter by the day
hmm this is sort of a re post but sort of not. this one was longer, but had variations to it. so :thumbup:

i had a funnier srt4 forum one though:

"NEW KILL! Enzos have no top end!"


my favorite is....

Hummer Forum-
I was in a minor fender bender, 24 killed, 10 injured... where can i find black touch up paint?