what other messageboards say....(really funny)

dvon1981

Resident Beer Guy
stole this off v6 power.net

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
-"Got my first ticket going 90 in a 25 zone, how can I get out of it?"

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

Jetta 1.8T forums
- Some punk kid in *insert any non-German car here* tried to race me on that curvey country road!]

Mitsubishi 3000GT forums
"What upgrades do I need to beat my friends Supra?"

And the Supra forums:
"Another kill video: Supra vs Viper"
(links to crappy nightime freeway on-ramp video)

Viper forums:
"Crazy Supra nearly kills us both on the freeway on-ramp and video recorded it."

240sx forums:
"Hi, I'm new 2 drifting. Is it really worth it to install a roll cage?"

vw gti forums:
Just got coilovers, its dragging on the ground (almost did a frontflip pics)

MG forums:
"I store my oil underneath the engine"
"Lucas rules"

Datsun forums:
"Im at 700000 miles when do I need to rebuild the engine?"

Turbododge forums: 50$ minivan with 500$ in mods beats Viper!

Viper forums: Beware, some punk stuck a Ferarri motor in his Caravan

[H] possibilities:
- so i'm looking for a car...
- how do i adjust my ecu's fuel map

altimas.net
- how do i turbo my 2nd gen?
- need altezzas for my 3rd gen...

club4ag:
- i want my car to be like takumi's panda trureneno! (this gets posted 5 times a week, i'm serious )
- where do i get a 2jz for my hatchi rocko?

hondatech:
- lambo doors gave me 17hp at the rear wheels PICKS OF DYNO INSIDE!!!1

vw vortex:
- just painted my brakes and they look hot

corral:
- my 500hp 302's block cracked in half! pics!

h]ard forums
-"I have $300, help me decide which car to buy!"
-"Yeah, so I gots a new job and will have around $56,483 to spend for a new car. Which BMW should I get?"

Reply: "dude, save your dough. Get a <insert car here> and put in a (Northstar or SBC)."
Reply: "insurance will rape you on that thing."
Reply: "Get a turbo brick!"
Reply: "turbo dodge!"
Reply: "no, really - I want a BMW"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "M3"
Reply: "I'm thinking about getting an automatic. Whatcha think?"

Triumph Forums:
What's the best way to weld rust?

Lotus Super 7 Replica Forums:
Are brakes necessary or do they just add weight?

Classic Mini Forums:
I think if I take my rear seats out I can get the drivers seat back enough!

Ford Fiesta Forum:
Jay's SHO Fiesta Pics (Are these a ******?) ****** #3,272,518

[H] Car forum:
"I'm 16, drive a Vette and have three tickets, looking for cheap insurance"

Escalade forum:
"Where's the best place to get my spinnaz diamond encrusted?"

Subaru forum:
"My interior sucks. D:"
"I lost second gear in my WRX again PICS D:"
"None of the other Subie drivers wave back at me on the road, but the EVO drivers do!"

GAOC/grandamgt.com
My lower intake manifold went out again
My power windows stop working
pre96 GAs (There is a swinming pool in my trunk)
how can i get a quick 4 cylinder?
where to get clear corners.
how do you clear the taillights?
Will the SC from the Bonne SSEi fit on my 3400?
-Does this (inset random ebay BS speed chip) on ebay works
-Can a 3800 fit in my grand am
How much horsepower will this (insert name of WAI) CAI intake add?
How much horsepower will a 160 degree thermostat add to my STOCK car?

3000GT/Stealth forum
:Woke up this morning and ECU caught fire!!! how to rebuild at little or no cost
:What is the orange light on the dash that looks like it has fluid in it,

3rd Gen RX-7 Forums:
"Are FD's reliable?"
"Which apex seals to get, again?"
"Go single or go home"

Navigator forums : Help! 28" rims rub when I turn!

Ford truck world : Help! 38.5's rub when I turn!
-how much could i trade this rust bucket in for and get me a chevy? im wanting a great truck
 

Requiem

more bitter by the day
hmm this is sort of a re post but sort of not. this one was longer, but had variations to it. so :thumbup:

i had a funnier srt4 forum one though:

"NEW KILL! Enzos have no top end!"
 

CJ

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my favorite is....


Hummer Forum-
I was in a minor fender bender, 24 killed, 10 injured... where can i find black touch up paint?
 
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